3 Signs I Need Sleep
I love sleep. I freaking love it. The problem is I am not very good at it. My inability to sleep is not helped by the fact that I do […]
The Giant Dwarf
There once lived a man who was both a dwarf and a giant in a single lifetime. His name was Adam Rainer. Not much is really known about him, apart […]
Poem: A Guy Named Jon.
My friends are getting married later this year. They are called Jon and Anita and they are awesome. The other night we were eating Thai takeaway and sipping red wine […]
Poem: A Girl Called Diana
This poem is not based on a true story. It is a true story. It happened to a friend of a friend of mine. [Name changed to protect identity]. . There lives […]
My Haircut from Hell
There was a time in my life when I sported the vilest haircut in the entire cosmos. It was inflicted upon me by my very own Grandpa at the tender […]
Short Story: Parachute
“Come to my family’s house for dinner” he’d said. Told her, in effect. And suddenly there she was, amid a whirlwind of French woman. Fast-moving, fast-speaking nervous types. Fussing. Chopping. […]
The Legend of the Three Sisters
The other day I found myself atop the Blue Mountains. Beholding the Three Sisters. In their spectacular majesty. I have seen them before. Many times in fact. But the sight still […]
